Ok here is the story; There is a businessman in Homabay town aspiring to be an MCA for Homa bay central ward, I will call him Mr. John.
Mr John is one of the few millionaires we have in town, But he is so mean to himself that If you meet him for first time you would think he is not even a 'thousandnaire'. He is always in some cheap mutumba clothes and 'floaters' unajua floaters? Those slippers made of 'mondo' unizijua sasa? Okay. So why would a luo millionaire walk in town putting on floaters despite owning almost half of flats and good buildings in Homa bay town? That's a story for another day.
When the rumour came out that Mr John 'Olap thoge chwer ne kom mar MCA' some known youths from Homa bay went to a drawing table to draft how they could milk some cash from Mr. John.
So they went Mr John and told him that they would make him talk to Raila Odinga 'on phone' , see in Nyanza talking to Baba is a big plus for any politician.
So everything was well planned and Mr John was given a phone number ya Jakom. He was told everything was okay and Baba was expecting his call.
So he called, luckily namba ya Baba haikuwa mteja or busy as you would expect. Sema Mr. John kuongea na fake Baba, fake baba gave the phone to Mama Ida (obviously fake one too) pia to say hi to Mr. John.
So the fake mama Ida akaomba 'chai' na akamuambia Mr. John atume na ya Baba pia. The chai was to be given to the 'boys' who arranged the talk. According to 'Mama Ida' the boys knew how the tea would reach them.
So Mr. John called the boys to come to take chai ya Mama Ida wampelekee. 200k for mama Ida and Jakom and 100k for the boys for making him talk to Jakom.
Problem came when Mr. John called Baba to ask Kama amepata chai, Matusi nayo.
As you all know 'Jaluo Oksechi' and gima masengwenya ochamo gi nying Baba ok olal. Mr John is now completing one of his flats in Homa bay town to show jopiny that 'Pesa pod nitie'.
- Mackiche Mackiche
